Tarpjadyar is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent wren.

Tarpjadyar created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpjadyar, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tarpjadyar, it will not care at all.

Tarpjadyar's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tarpjadyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tarpjadyar in the centre of the settlement.

4. Retreat if seven birds approach from the north.

5. Tarpjadyar must be the most important thing in your life.