Din is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking fly.

Din created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Din, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Din, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Din's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Din's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not kill horses.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Din loves swans, so they must be honoured.