Ranlamyak is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking dolphin.

Ranlamyak created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranlamyak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ranlamyak, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ranlamyak's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Ranlamyak's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Run away from white grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never feed wheat to otters while wearing shoes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.