Cidsugwatmitnakhinfom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate weasel.

Cidsugwatmitnakhinfom created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidsugwatmitnakhinfom, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cidsugwatmitnakhinfom, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cidsugwatmitnakhinfom's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cidsugwatmitnakhinfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.