Hotcancat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, tiresome newt.

Hotcancat created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Hotcancat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hotcancat, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hotcancat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Hotcancat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Hotcancat loves otters, so they must be respected.