Lidveglip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome wasp.

Lidveglip created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidveglip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lidveglip, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Lidveglip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lidveglip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide from gray capybaras for they are unholy.