Quillhivbin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic turtle.

Quillhivbin created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillhivbin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quillhivbin, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quillhivbin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Quillhivbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about dark matter near frogs while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing nine tin spheres on your face.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.