Laddossomin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful manatee.

Laddossomin created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laddossomin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Laddossomin, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Laddossomin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Laddossomin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never laugh in the presence of goats.
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