Fudsisflat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, slow penguin.

Fudsisflat created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudsisflat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fudsisflat, he will make you grow a tail.

Fudsisflat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fudsisflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about spacetime.
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