Hinbafflow is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, strong
beaver.
Hinbafflow created a quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hinbafflow, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Hinbafflow, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Hinbafflow's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Hinbafflow's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Hinbafflow five times a day.
2. Retreat if eight great tits approach from the north.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Do not take Hinbafflow's name in vain.
5. Always stare at clouds.