Figarp is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy bee.

Figarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figarp, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Figarp, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Figarp's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Figarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide from indigo swans for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.