Gutsasgom Bedkiktom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic tapir.

Gutsasgom Bedkiktom created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutsasgom Bedkiktom, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gutsasgom Bedkiktom, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gutsasgom Bedkiktom's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gutsasgom Bedkiktom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near capybaras while wearing turquoise scarves.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always obey Gutsasgom Bedkiktom's priests.