Catpitflan is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, blissful donkey.

Catpitflan created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Catpitflan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Catpitflan, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Catpitflan's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Catpitflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats in need.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.