Hasfagcin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent giraffe.

Hasfagcin created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasfagcin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hasfagcin, it will not care.

Hasfagcin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hasfagcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Never laugh in the presence of capybaras.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Hasfagcin loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.