Jiglakgat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, clever coyote.

Jiglakgat created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiglakgat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jiglakgat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jiglakgat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Jiglakgat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.