Miskimven is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical cow.

Miskimven created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Miskimven, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Miskimven, he will turn you into a duck.

Miskimven's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Miskimven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always pray immersed in water.