Tadfagwab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered troll.

Tadfagwab created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadfagwab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tadfagwab, he will think nothing of it.

Tadfagwab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tadfagwab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tadfagwab.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.