Himflisbepwip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, impressive mink.

Himflisbepwip created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Himflisbepwip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Himflisbepwip, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Himflisbepwip's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Himflisbepwip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the south.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.