Fummiggod is a god.

She takes the form of a small, narcissistic mole.

Fummiggod created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fummiggod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fummiggod, she will make you grow a tail.

Fummiggod's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fummiggod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Do not cook food in pots.