Caddundot Dodfomwot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful fairy.

Caddundot Dodfomwot created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Caddundot Dodfomwot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Caddundot Dodfomwot, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Caddundot Dodfomwot's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Caddundot Dodfomwot's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always obey Caddundot Dodfomwot's priests.

4. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

5. Put Caddundot Dodfomwot first in all things.