Vongub is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful rat.

Vongub created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Vongub, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vongub, he will not care.

Vongub's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vongub's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Hide if four birds approach from the west.

4. Never look at planets.

5. You must never eat rice.