Flighubnulwab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sage fairy.

Flighubnulwab created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flighubnulwab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flighubnulwab, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flighubnulwab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Flighubnulwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Never hop near shrews.

3. Put Flighubnulwab first in all things.

4. Do not keep seven manatees in a large pit.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.