Wegvagkin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain rat.

Wegvagkin created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegvagkin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wegvagkin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wegvagkin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wegvagkin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wegvagkin nine times a day.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.