Methakgupratdapjapkop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful dragonfly.

Methakgupratdapjapkop created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Methakgupratdapjapkop, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Methakgupratdapjapkop, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Methakgupratdapjapkop's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Methakgupratdapjapkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near nematodes while wearing magenta ear rings.

2. Always help cats in need.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not keep four horses in a large pit.

5. Never pour water over plants.