Gofbestmin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered dragon.

Gofbestmin created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Gofbestmin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gofbestmin, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gofbestmin's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gofbestmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not keep eight pigs in a large pit.