Cubcargidflow Yakgephug Miplitlat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil unicorn.

Cubcargidflow Yakgephug Miplitlat created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubcargidflow Yakgephug Miplitlat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cubcargidflow Yakgephug Miplitlat, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cubcargidflow Yakgephug Miplitlat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cubcargidflow Yakgephug Miplitlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Cubcargidflow Yakgephug Miplitlat in the centre of the settlement.