Lop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic pig.

Lop created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lop, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Lop's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Lop's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Hide if three mice approach from the north.