Flyarncud is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, capable dog.

Flyarncud created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyarncud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flyarncud, it will turn you into a rock.

Flyarncud's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Flyarncud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Flyarncud loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. You must pray to Flyarncud five times a day.