Sadnurlstip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fast gerbil.

Sadnurlstip created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadnurlstip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadnurlstip, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sadnurlstip's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sadnurlstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always look after injured grasshopers.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.