Dobmonmotbonkim Banhugsatfligsiggofhenhas is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless dragonfly.

Dobmonmotbonkim Banhugsatfligsiggofhenhas created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobmonmotbonkim Banhugsatfligsiggofhenhas, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dobmonmotbonkim Banhugsatfligsiggofhenhas, she will strike you with lightening.

Dobmonmotbonkim Banhugsatfligsiggofhenhas' most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dobmonmotbonkim Banhugsatfligsiggofhenhas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the south.

4. Never feed lots of beans to mites while wearing pink jumpers.

5. Never write about enzymes.