Dudflammab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing gerbil.

Dudflammab created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dudflammab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dudflammab, it will turn you into a worm.

Dudflammab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dudflammab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear magenta hats.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dudflammab.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near otters while wearing green shorts and balancing four carbon spheres on your chest.

5. Never wear ear rings.