Sitpidbed is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive manatee.

Sitpidbed created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitpidbed, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sitpidbed, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Sitpidbed's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sitpidbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never think about optics near doves while wearing indigo boots and balancing four silicon spheres on your arms.

5. Never sing near squirrels.