Lenbepcat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited manatee.

Lenbepcat created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenbepcat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lenbepcat, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lenbepcat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Lenbepcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Lenbepcat.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.