Dibdabzig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, weak cat.

Dibdabzig created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibdabzig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dibdabzig, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dibdabzig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dibdabzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to great tits while wearing shorts.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.