Quamfitganyimfodquaglim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unfair hyena.

Quamfitganyimfodquaglim created life four years ago.

If you believe in Quamfitganyimfodquaglim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quamfitganyimfodquaglim, he will have a low opinion of you.

Quamfitganyimfodquaglim's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Quamfitganyimfodquaglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of frogs.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near whales while wearing cyan kilts and balancing five nickel spheres on your neck.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not hurt turtles.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.