Wodtikcumjan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless wolf.

Wodtikcumjan created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wodtikcumjan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wodtikcumjan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wodtikcumjan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Wodtikcumjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Put Wodtikcumjan first in all things.