Disscamcip is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, happy unicorn.

Disscamcip created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disscamcip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Disscamcip, it will turn you into a worm.

Disscamcip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Disscamcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not hurt shrews.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.