Lakxuckbadflat Nillyatomin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent duck.

Lakxuckbadflat Nillyatomin created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lakxuckbadflat Nillyatomin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lakxuckbadflat Nillyatomin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lakxuckbadflat Nillyatomin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Lakxuckbadflat Nillyatomin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never wear orange shirts.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.