Zenhonbonk is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, charitable rhinoceros.

Zenhonbonk created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenhonbonk, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zenhonbonk, it will turn you into a rat.

Zenhonbonk's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Zenhonbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Always help nematodes.