Gupdanfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a small, ill-tempered capybara.

Gupdanfeb created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupdanfeb, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupdanfeb, he will be very sad.

Gupdanfeb's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gupdanfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never bounce in the presence of dogs.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never paint your neck black.