Zesscubfet is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, overgenerous spider.

Zesscubfet created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zesscubfet, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zesscubfet, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zesscubfet's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Zesscubfet's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zesscubfet.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Worship no other gods but Zesscubfet.

5. Never feed limes to goats while wearing red boots.