Stanarnril is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, weak mouse.

Stanarnril created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Stanarnril, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stanarnril, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stanarnril's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Stanarnril's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near birds while wearing violet shirts and balancing nine zinc spheres on your chest.

4. Never feed lots of bananas to moths while wearing gray skirts.

5. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.