Stipjadtag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane narwhal.

Stipjadtag created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Stipjadtag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stipjadtag, he will destroy your home planet.

Stipjadtag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Stipjadtag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never feed lots of turnips to voles while wearing orange coats.

4. You must pray to Stipjadtag three times a day.

5. Run away from brown great tits, for they are unholy.