Somdobhommig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical chicken.

Somdobhommig created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Somdobhommig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Somdobhommig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Somdobhommig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Somdobhommig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.