Nilappnat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent human.

Nilappnat created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilappnat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nilappnat, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nilappnat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nilappnat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nilappnat four times a day.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing cyan dresses and balancing eight silicon spheres on your neck.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.