Vaghoglarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic camel.

Vaghoglarp created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vaghoglarp, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vaghoglarp, he will boil you in a big pot.

Vaghoglarp's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vaghoglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green manatees for they are unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Vaghoglarp loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Capybaras are not to be trusted.