Rilwab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, duplicitous dingo.

Rilwab created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Rilwab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilwab, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rilwab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Rilwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Rilwab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.