Tanbuddod is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic pig.

Tanbuddod created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanbuddod, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tanbuddod, it will turn you into a rock.

Tanbuddod's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tanbuddod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about optics near bats while wearing black tights and balancing four zinc spheres on your hands.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about special relativity near eagles while wearing green scarves.