Buddutged is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow
slug.
Buddutged created the Milkyway two million years ago.
If you believe in
Buddutged, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Buddutged, he will jump up and down on your head.
Buddutged's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Buddutged's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never mention porpoises.
4. Never hurt bats.
5. Never think about cell theory.