Buddutged is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow slug.

Buddutged created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Buddutged, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Buddutged, he will jump up and down on your head.

Buddutged's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Buddutged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never mention porpoises.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. Never think about cell theory.