Tafgigtabteen Meghamnill is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident
otter.
Tafgigtabteen Meghamnill created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tafgigtabteen Meghamnill, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Tafgigtabteen Meghamnill, it will turn you into a rat.
Tafgigtabteen Meghamnill's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Tafgigtabteen Meghamnill's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about strawberries.
2. Never look at comets.
3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Tafgigtabteen Meghamnill in the centre of the settlement.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.